Leaping out of the truck, a
sense of urgency spurring me on, I feel the heat of the midday sun on my back.
Quick. I must be quick.
I’m about to trot down the
stairs leading to the back porch when I hear it. A soft, but distinct parting
of the grass. My blood shrivels in my veins as I instantly back-step several
paces with an accompanying ‘Oh-hh’.
I instinctively comprehend
the tenuous position I abruptly find myself in.
I freeze and search the
waist-high, thick grass, desperately hoping that Dad will notice my sudden lack
of movement. I’m devastated when I remember him saying he was heading up to the
shed, and it becomes obvious that he will be several minutes. I need him here
now. As in, right now!
My eyes frantically pan left
and right, searching for what I suspect…no, what I know is there. My eyes dart over some metres away, where a drake
hisses, unruffled by the sudden turn of events. I keep thinking to myself that
if danger truly lurked, the drake would be far less placid. Then I think: ducks
just aren’t that smart.
I’m hesitant to look away,
fearing the momentary lack of focus would cause me to miss something, however I
have a pressing need to see if Dad is finally making his way back to me.
There!
I see his white hair through
the side windows of the truck. He is not far from me now. I anxiously call out
to him, but he is still to far away. I swing my eyes back to the clump of
grass, grateful it is a ‘stand alone’ clump that is surrounded by relatively
short grass. Again, I look behind me as see that Dad is leisurely making his
way past the bonnet of the truck. ‘Dad!’ I murmur urgently, knowing full well
he can’t hear me. Dang his reluctance to wear his hearing aids, I think. ‘Dad!’
I say again, more forcefully. This catches his attention, and I can see in his
gaze that he is curious as to why I haven’t started on the many chores
associated with this stop. ‘Get your gun’ I say, slowly and clearly. Before
I’ve finished speaking, he says ‘What’s that?’ Me, mentally: *facepalm* before
I repeat myself again.
Realising the desperate
urgency of my situation, he spins back around to the truck, and fetches his
pistol. As he races back to me, he whispers ‘What’s going on?’ I quickly relay
what happened, and I am grateful he wasn’t the first to approach the steps – he
would never have heard such a subtle noise. We stand there for a few more
moments, each formulating a plan of attack. I felt that my plan was brought to
fruition: Get Dad. Simple. Tick.
Our eyes scan the immediate vicinity
again, hoping for more clues. There are none.
I begin to doubt myself. Did
I really hear it? There are many large grasshoppers around, leaping high in the
heat of the sun. Could it have been one of those that I had heard? Was I
mistaken?
He indicates that I should
continue with my chores, and that I should look for a metal rake, while he
glares at the innocent tuft of grass.
I check the dog’s water.
Tick.
I check the dog’s food. Tick.
I wander inside in the hopes
of finding food storage for the dogs, as their supply outside is getting low.
Yay!
I locate a heavy duty broom.
I rush outside, bearing my gift for him. He appreciatively takes it from me and
proceeds to clobber the thicket – gingerly but firmly, while his eyes continue
to scan for the possible imminent threat.
I return to the confines of
the house, content in my new-found knowledge that it was a false alarm. I take
use of the spare moments of his distraction to check the contents of the
fridge. I’m hungry, and it is past lunchtime.
I sigh, because it is empty.
I startle!
I hear multiple gunshots emanating
from outside the house! I rush to the sliding glass door, the burning need to
see what is going on causing me to nearly make a fatal mistake. I take a
breath. The shots are still firing! I pace on the inside of the glass door,
trying to make my eyes see around the corner. An impossibility, but I strive
all the same. When the shots cease, I cautiously slid the door open a fraction.
I call out ‘You okay?’ I hear descriptive swear words and I hear the adrenaline
rush in his voice, but I am assured that he is un-harmed.
I tentatively step outside
and ask if his magazine is empty. When I hear confirmation, I stride around the
corner of the house. He has shot off 15 rounds. The hose that once threaded its
way across the concrete veranda is shooting water several feet in the air, in
numerous directions, and there are multiple gouges in the concrete. I find him
using the industrial strength broom to beat at a second bush of grass, 30 feet
away from the initial one. The brush end of the broom flies off, and sails over
his head, behind him. Later, when I pick up the handle of this broom, I find
that it now sports a noticeable bend in the middle from his efforts.
Although he feels confident
that his attack has been successful, he directs me to the truck, in search of a
lighter and a spare magazine. Scrambling back to his side, I scoop up a stray
piece of cardboard, in the hopes that this will aid his efforts to set fire to
the unruly clump of grass. I’m struck by my appreciation for the long dry spell
we’ve recently experienced. It will greatly assist us in our attempt to
complete our new goal.
He quickly re-loads and looks
dubious as to my choice of fire-starter. My resourcefulness is confirmed
though, when the scrap of cardboard proves to serve its purpose.
Armed with another broom and
a plastic rake, I am watchful and apprehensive as we wait for the thicket to
burn. I am unconvinced that this is the best position for me, as I shuffle my
‘weapons’ from hand to hand, glancing over my shoulder for the easiest route of
escape, should the need arise. At my feet, the hose continues its spray
unheeded, as our attention is diverted elsewhere for the time being.
The moments stretch to
minutes, each one an eternity within itself. I am restless, yet determined to
be brave.
I startle at a movement at
the edge of the concrete, a bare foot away from the long grass. In my panic, I
alert Dad to the possibility that this is what we seek. A sigh escapes me. It
was simply a grasshopper fleeing the flames. In my defence, it was an extremely
large grasshopper, and I am thankful that I am not mocked for my blunder.
Over time, the flames grow
large. With so much dry fodder for it to consume, we act in haste to extinguish
it before the fire reaches the chook pen. The gate is closed, and many would
perish before we would be able to guide them to safety. The hose lacks its
usual strength, owing to the large holes perforating its sides, but we persist
and eventually we triumph.
Throwing away his now useless
broom handle, he takes my plastic rake, and combs over the ashes. We question
our actions, thinking we were to slow/it was too fast. Did Dad actually not harm it with the pistol shots? Were
we not watching the short surrounding grass closely enough?
There!
In the centre of the ring of
scorched ground lies the remains of a huge
4 foot long Red Bellied Black snake. It is fat. It has fed well leading up to
our encounter.
We emerge from the smoke
victorious and are humbled by our gratitude that we were not harmed.
BANG!
Another shot echoes
throughout the hills. I look in disbelieve at Dad, thinking the snake’s mate
had appeared. He is chagrined – in attempting to make his firearm ‘safe’, his
thumb had slipped. We both breathe a sigh of relief, and agree to omit this
part of our day, when we tell Mum about it later.
Snakes of that size always
travel in pairs and the second snake is almost always found within days of the
first.
We have yet to discover the
second snake. We will be wary as we continue our chores in the coming days. We
will be diligent, as a bite from one of this large bulk will almost certainly
result in death before medical attention can be attained. If the need arises, we
will burn more of the paddock in our attempt to protect our families.
We will persist. We will
endure. We will conquer.
My Goodness, Bec! Had me on the edge of my seat there! Have you ever thought of being a writer? Seriously?
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This is the best sorry I've ever read. Not only was I so engrossed reading it out to Mumsy (including the parts I shouldn't) so were the people walking past outside. There was a lot of laughter :-) I think it deserves a pirate shirt as a reward ;-)
ReplyDeletewow, you guys are so brave. I hope the second snake gets scared of what happened to the first and that you never see it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the pressies. Jenna loved her outfit, put it on that day and then the next day too. The shoes for Jayde were adorable. Thanks again to you, Michael, Pepper and Saphira!
You're very welcome - sorry it was so late though! :)
DeleteFrom Mum:
ReplyDeleteHi Baby, have wasted almost an hour trying to get this stupid phone to cooperate on your blog. I am too tired to keep on with it. I was up at 4.45am today. Here is the message that I was trying to send:
WOW! What a wonderful story - so descriptive! I loved every bit of it (especially as Dads version was only four sentences! )
Hi Wendy, your comment made me laugh and laugh :) SO True that men don't always say much! I'm thinking that you did very well to get four sentences! Does Bec get her story-writing talent from you? :)
DeleteFrom Andrea:
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness!!!!!,!!!!!!!!! Bec!!!!!!!! I am so so so so glad you are both ok!!!! Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!!! Are you still a little unnerved? Wow..what a crazy day!!! I hope you find the other snake without too much danger:(:( I am feeling super relieved you're both ok!!! I bet Michael was worried when you told him!! Wow!!!
From Andrea (15 minutes later):
ReplyDeleteWas just thinking about your day again...soooo glad you're safe:)!!
From Alix;
ReplyDeleteSo far I've laughed out loud at "ducks just aren't that smart"
And:
Well Bec I thoroughly enjoyed your write up of your afternoon - sounds intense!! Hahaha I'm not sure I'd trust being around your dad with a gun though I had to look up this kind of snake on wikipedia ... I think animals are so interesting!!
From Kathy:
ReplyDeleteI think you need a gun of your own. Holy cow!!
Dear Bec,
ReplyDeleteInitial Plan: "I think I'll drive up and visit Bec and Micky next week"
Spanner in the works: Um, this one's obvious: Snake number 2.
Solution: Death of Snake number 2, followed by dispatch of 'proof of death' photos to Tammy.
Result: Wonderful snake-free visit to outer Gympie :)
xo Tammy
Ha Ha - Tammy, Snake Number 1 was 1.5kms down the road...perfectly safe here...but I CAN show you proof of death of one of their babies, that we found at our back door a few days ago (the baby was only about 1.5 feet long) :) LOL - you stick with me kiddo :)
ReplyDeleteLol !! Bec, you really think that proof of 'one of their babies,' that you found at your back door, is going to make Tammy feel safer!? :D lol!
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Hahaha. Oh Bec, fabulous writing!! Was thrilling and riveting :) I agree, you should write a book :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you got the sucker!! Hope you get the second one soon :) xo